Privacy Policy

TERMS OF SERVICE

  1. Agreement to Terms

How Not to Say Dumb Shit, LLC doing business as (DBA) Cancer Conversation SOS and also registered as How Not to Say

PO Box 41241

Mesa, AZ 85274

602  456  2350

info@cancer.cards

These Terms of Service constitute a legally binding agreement between you and Cancer Conversation SOS regarding your use of our website, products, mobile application, and services.

By accessing our website, purchasing our products, downloading our mobile application, or using our services, you agree to these Terms of Service. If you do not agree, please do not use our services or purchase our products.

Last updated June 9, 2025.

  1. Services & Products

We offer:

  • A website at http://cancer.cards
  • Physical products (card deck)
  • Mobile application through Apple and Google
  • Speaking engagements and workshops
  • Digital content through Substack
  • Email newsletter through Kit

  1. Purchases & Payments

  1. Card Deck Orders
  • Orders are processed through Stripe
  • Shipping limited to United States addresses
  • All prices are in US dollars
  • Sales tax will be charged where applicable
  • Orders are final once shipped

  1. Mobile Application
  • Available through Apple App Store and Google Play Store
  • Subject to respective platform terms and conditions
  • In-app purchases processed by respective platforms
  • No refunds for in-app purchases unless required by law

  1. Workshops & Speaking Engagements
  • Terms agreed upon individually
  • Payment required before service delivery
  • Cancellation policies provided with booking confirmation

  1. Intellectual Property Rights

  1. Our Content

All content on our website, in our card deck, mobile application, and other materials is protected by copyright and other intellectual property laws. This includes but is not limited to:

  • Text
  • Font
  • Graphics
  • Logos
  • Images
  • Audio
  • Video
  • Software
  • Card deck content and design
  • Mobile application content and design

  1. Use Restrictions

You may not:

  • Copy or reproduce our materials without permission
  • Modify or create derivative works
  • Distribute or sell our content
  • Decompile or reverse engineer our mobile application
  • Remove any copyright or proprietary notices

  1. User Responsibilities

You agree to:

  • Provide accurate information when ordering or registering
  • Use our services and products for lawful purposes only
  • Not interfere with website or app functionality
  • Not attempt to gain unauthorized access
  • Keep account credentials secure
  • Not share subscription access

  1. Mobile Application Terms

  1. License

We grant you a limited, non-transferable license to:

  • Download and install the app on your device
  • Use the app for personal, non-commercial purposes

  1. Restrictions

You may not:

  • Modify or create derivative works
  • Reverse engineer the app
  • Remove proprietary notices
  • Transfer the license
  • Use the app for commercial purposes

  1. Warranty Disclaimer

Our products and services are provided “as is” without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to:

  • Merchantability
  • Fitness for a particular purpose
  • Non-infringement

  1. Limitation of Liability

We shall not be liable for any:

  • Indirect damages
  • Consequential damages
  • Special damages
  • Punitive damages
  • Incidental damages

arising from use of our products or services.

  1. Dispute Resolution

  1. Governing Law

These terms are governed by Arizona law, without regard to conflict of law principles.

  1. Dispute Process
  • We encourage direct resolution of disputes
  • All claims must be brought within one year
  • Any legal proceedings must be brought in Arizona

  1. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to our website. Your continued use of our services constitutes acceptance of the modified terms.

  1. Termination

We may terminate or suspend access to our services immediately, without prior notice, for:

  • Violation of these terms
  • Conduct that may harm Cancer Conversation SOS or others
  • Technical or security issues
  • Extended periods of inactivity

  1. Contact Information

For questions about these terms:

  • Email: info@cancer.cards
  • Mail: P.O. Box 41241, Mesa, AZ 85274
  • Phone: 602 456 2350

  1. Severability

If any provision of these terms is found to be unenforceable, the remaining provisions will remain in effect.

  1. Entire Agreement

These Terms of Service constitute the entire agreement between you and Cancer Conversation SOS regarding your use of our services and products, superseding any prior agreements.